How To Make An Apple Bong

Embark on a captivating journey into the realm of stoner engineering as we unravel the secrets of crafting an ingenious apple bong—a masterpiece of cannabis consumption. Prepare to be astonished by the simplicity yet profound effectiveness of this time-honored method. Let us embark upon this enlightening endeavor, transforming a humble apple into a gateway to euphoric liberation.

Selecting the right apple is paramount, as it will determine the quality of your smoking experience. Opt for a firm, blemish-free fruit with a smooth surface. Avoid apples that are bruised or misshapen, as they may compromise the integrity of your bong. Once you have chosen the perfect specimen, carefully core the apple, removing the seeds and flesh to create a hollow cavity.

With your apple hollowed out, it is time to create the stem. This is where the magic happens, allowing you to draw smoke from the bong. Take a sharp knife or skewer and poke a hole in the side of the apple, about halfway down. This hole should be large enough to accommodate a pencil or pen, which will serve as the stem. Insert the stem securely into the hole, ensuring that it extends slightly into the cavity. Now, your apple bong is complete, ready to elevate your senses and transport you to a realm of unparalleled relaxation.

Choosing the Right Apple

Selecting the perfect apple for your bong is crucial for an optimal smoking experience. Here are some key considerations to keep in mind:

Apple Size and Shape:

Choose an apple that is large enough to accommodate your bowl and carb, typically ranging from a medium to a large-sized variety. Opt for apples with a cylindrical or oval shape, as they provide a stable base and ample space for the chamber and smoke.

Apple Firmness and Ripeness:

Avoid apples that are too soft or mushy, as they may collapse during use. Seek out firm and slightly underripe apples, as they offer greater carving precision and will hold their shape better.

Apple Skin Quality:

A smooth and unblemished apple skin is ideal. Avoid apples with bruises or dents, as these imperfections can weaken the structure of your bong.

Apple Variety:

Different apple varieties offer varying degrees of sweetness and flavor. Choose an apple that complements your preferred strain of cannabis. For example, Granny Smith apples provide a tart and tangy flavor profile, while Red Delicious apples offer a sweeter and mellow taste.

Attribute	Description
Size	Medium to large
Shape	Cylindrical or oval
Firmness	Firm and slightly underripe
Skin Quality	Smooth and unblemished

Hollowing Out the Apple

Step 1: Cut the top and bottom off the apple. To create the bowl of your bong, you will need to cut the top off of the apple. The cut should be about 1/2 inch from the stem. Next, cut the bottom of the apple off about 1/4 inch from the bottom. This will create a hole that the smoke will travel through.

Step 2: Remove the core of the apple. Using a spoon or a knife, carefully remove the core of the apple. This will create a hollow space inside the apple that will hold the water.

Step 3: Create the carb hole. The carb hole is a small hole that you will use to control the airflow into the bong. To create the carb hole, use a needle or a small drill bit to make a hole in the side of the apple, about 1/2 inch below the bowl. This hole should be small enough to allow air to flow in, but not so large that it lets smoke escape.

Step 4: Insert the downstem. The downstem is a tube that will carry the smoke from the bowl into the water. To insert the downstem, simply push it into the hole that you created in the bottom of the apple. The downstem should be long enough to reach the bottom of the water, but not so long that it touches the top of the apple.

Step 5: Fill the bong with water. Fill the bong with water until the water level is about 1 inch below the top of the downstem. This will provide enough water to cool the smoke and prevent it from becoming harsh.

Creating the Downstem

The downstem is the part of the bong that connects the bowl to the water chamber. It allows smoke to travel from the bowl to the water, where it is cooled and filtered before being inhaled. To create a downstem, you will need a piece of glass tubing with a diameter of about 10 millimeters. The length of the tubing will depend on the size of your bong. Cut the tubing to the desired length and use a drill to create a hole in one end. The hole should be slightly smaller than the diameter of the bowl you will be using. Once the hole is drilled, use a file to smooth out the edges.

Insert the downstem into the hole in the bottom of the apple. The downstem should be inserted so that the hole you drilled is facing the inside of the apple. Use a dab of hot glue to secure the downstem in place.

To use your apple bong, simply place your desired smoking material in the bowl and light it. Inhale through the mouthpiece and enjoy.

Here are some additional tips for creating a downstem:

Tip	Description
Use a glass drill bit	This will help to create a clean, precise hole.
Drill the hole slowly	This will help to prevent the glass from cracking.
File the edges of the hole	This will help to smooth out the hole and make it easier to insert the downstem.
Use a dab of hot glue to secure the downstem	This will help to keep the downstem in place and prevent leaks.

Attaching the Mouthpiece

Creating a hole for the mouthpiece

The mouthpiece is the part of the bong that you will inhale from. It should be made of a heat-resistant material, such as glass, metal, or ceramic. To create a hole for the mouthpiece, use a sharp object, such as a drill or a knife, to make a hole in the side of the apple, about 1 inch from the top. The hole should be large enough to fit the mouthpiece snugly.

Inserting the mouthpiece

Once you have created a hole for the mouthpiece, insert the mouthpiece into the hole. The mouthpiece should fit snugly, but not so tightly that it is difficult to inhale from. If the mouthpiece is too loose, it may fall out when you are smoking.

Securing the mouthpiece

Once the mouthpiece is inserted, secure it in place with a piece of tape or a rubber band. This will help to prevent the mouthpiece from falling out when you are smoking.

Testing the mouthpiece

Before you start smoking from the bong, test the mouthpiece to make sure that it is working properly. Inhale from the mouthpiece and check to see if you can get a good hit. If you cannot get a good hit, the mouthpiece may be clogged or the hole may be too small. Adjust the mouthpiece accordingly until you can get a good hit.

Materials	Instructions
Apple	1. Cut a hole in the side of the apple, about 1 inch from the top. 2. Insert the mouthpiece into the hole. 3. Secure the mouthpiece in place with tape or a rubber band.
Knife	Use a sharp knife to create a hole in the side of the apple.
Straw	Use a straw as a mouthpiece.
Tape	Use tape to secure the mouthpiece in place.

Cleaning and Maintaining the Bong

Keeping your bong clean is essential for both hygiene and optimal performance. Here are some detailed steps to effectively clean and maintain your apple bong:

1. Rinse: Flush the bong with hot water to remove any loose debris or residue.

2. Soak: Fill the bong with a mixture of 1 part white vinegar, 1 part rubbing alcohol, and 2 parts water. Leave it to soak for at least 30 minutes, or overnight for deeper stains.

3. Scrub: After soaking, scrub the bong with a pipe cleaner or a brush specifically designed for bongs. Focus on the areas where resin tends to accumulate, such as the mouthpiece and the chamber.

4. Rinse Again: Once scrubbed, rinse the bong thoroughly with hot water to remove the cleaning solution and any remaining residue.

5. Dry: Allow the bong to air dry completely before using it again. If you want to speed up the drying process, you can use a hair dryer on a low heat setting.

6. Clean Regularly: Regular cleaning is crucial to prevent buildup and maintain the bong’s optimal performance. Aim to clean it at least once a week, or more frequently if used heavily.

7. Use Salt: For stubborn resin buildup, you can use coarse salt as a natural abrasive. Pour a small amount into the bong and shake it vigorously.

8. Baking Soda and Vinegar: Another effective cleaning method is to use a mixture of baking soda and vinegar. Create a paste by combining the two ingredients and apply it to the bong. Leave it for 15-20 minutes before scrubbing and rinsing.

9. Using ISO and Salt: For a more industrial-strength cleaning solution, you can use 90-99% isopropyl alcohol (ISO) with coarse salt. Pour the ISO into the bong, add a handful of salt, and shake vigorously. This method is highly effective but should be used sparingly due to the potency of ISO.

Cleaning Frequency	Suggested Cleaning Method
Regular use (weekly)	Vinegar, rubbing alcohol, and water soak, followed by scrubbing and rinsing
Stubborn resin buildup	Coarse salt and shaking
Deep clean	Baking soda and vinegar paste, or ISO and salt